Small Miracle Whips

i mean thank god for a Boehner of a distraction right?
to think the populace almost figured out that Bank of America
is just about as big of a terrorist organization as PepsiCo!
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Patriot Acted Folks daydreaming about a better life and a living Wage
Repo Land
Maybe the Wolf ate your Baby

in these times of clickbaited listicles
it’s good to remember that Chuck Norris died in a horrific non sequitur incident
of literally no importance
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Opportunity Mocks

hey, loser.
go-ahead and open me.
come on man, if your artistic ability were a screen door you’d die from a lack of air.
pfft.
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Dial M for Homelandian

fuzzy math begot
fuzzy freedom which begat
the patriot act until
we begetting what we worked all that unpaid overtime for
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Craigsdelisted

i never see job openings for disenfranchised veterans of the war machine, ditches and bar stools, unless I count most of them
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