What Popes Do In The Woods is Much Older Than Admitted

god made dropouts like me
so that i might point out the obvious things
to the decades of trickled-down-upon college graduates
who have yet to grasp that shopping for fishes and rare loaves of magical bread
requires the ability to suspend one’s belief in how much it actually costs
to forever-attack places like Iraq and Yemen
or most any middle-school library

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