Another Austerity Dinner

take a 1/4 box of old macaroni
add in another 1/4 box of even older spaghetti
boil with some freezer burned veggies
then chill

grab a small piece of dried out refrigerator cheese
trim the mold
cut whatever’s left into cubes

open 1 can of off-brand food bank tuna
drain it and save it

check the date on the mayonnaise
also that jar of sweet relish
take the cheese
and dump all three in with the noodles and veggies
hey man!
don’t forget your tuna!

season with salt, pepper, and garlic salt
then stir it like roseanne conner taught you

voilà!
bon appétit!
do eat it before it gets warm.

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