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Quoth the Frankenstorm

October 29, 2012

Congress

Doyle: What’cha doin’ with that lawn mower blade Karl?
Karl: I aim to kill you with it.
~ Doyle to Karl Childers, 1996

I reckon I’ve read a million blog posts, articles and editorials that start their pieces with a smart quote here…and an even more smarterish quote there. Mmm mmm.

I also reckon most folks don’t connect them dots like I do.  Mmm.

But I figures that if Congress is doin’ the dirty work of someone else…then our GE newkular power plants can hold up to them there floods that are surely comin’ our way…better than them there GE newkular power plants in Japan.  Mmm.

If you were to channel Karl Childers’ voice while reading this post…you’d know where I’ve been.

A’ight then.

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  1. October 29, 2012 09:35

    LMAO while shaking in my boots!!!

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    • October 29, 2012 09:43

      My daddy used to say…that levity in the face of brevity, mmm, was better than brevity in the face of climate change and endless wars. Still not sure what he was gettin’ at. mmm hmm.

      (Thanks IzaakMak! Good thoughts your way East Coast!)

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