First They Come for Your Ski Boat

Gratitude doesn’t grow on trees – it uses the anti-war movement to get a new contract.

Good times gone and you missed them

Common sense used to be passed out at Easter – then it went the way of white flour food.

Good times gone, but you feed it

Just planted sperm matters more than a hungry ten-year-old – educated on Kraft.

Hate’s grown strong, you feel you need it

Common sense used to be given out at Passover – then it went the way of Obama’s drones.

First they come for your Ski-Boat

Vote for the corporate party – it’s all that you can do.  Democrats love women – Teabangers do too.

Good times gone and you missed them

First they come for your ski-boat, then they come for your truck – then when they take your house…the Seahawks go and draft a complete unknown!

What’s gone wrong in your system?

It’s called gratitude…and that’s right.