All Natural Kashiesque War

When news reaches the Huffington Post that most of what we already eat has been tainted by Monsanto, Kellogg’s and the lying pricks at the USDA…that last tattoo of Modest Mouse that you got – will still seem like an awesome idea.

Wondering how any human of any Glorious Homeland Sector – could still believe that President Obama is as liberal as Bill Clinton was…only gets you about 6 and a half blog readers.  Which of course then tells me that – the answer isn’t actually blowing in the wind…it’s sandwiched between a bun, and a bovine spongiform encephalopathy place.

When Al Roker tells me it’s going to be cloudy – I’ll buy it.  When Steve Doocy tells me that it’s going to be cloudy – I’ll but that shit too.  When Diane Sawyer tells me that the FBI has busted yet another plot to terrorize the Homeland – I’ll know that Sarah Palin’s journalism degree works for just who I think it does.

It’s like we’re being served tainted food – on depleted uranium platters – while the journalism schools wonder where it
all went wrong.

It couldn’t be much clearer to many of us
though most of us would disagree.

The All Natural Kashiesque Wars!  They’re natural – and they’ll end when Al Roker tells you that they’re going to end.