Fools of April

The wars for Lockheed Martin are over!
Veterans health care will now be fully funded
because tax breaks aren’t just for billionaires…
you bet K Street supports the troops.

The WMD’s have just been “relocated” again.
Saddam does laugh with bin Laden
extraordinarily waiting – George Tenet’s rendition to them.

Depending on which vein you inject the Homeland’s heroin through
President Obama might be the most liberal savior we’ve known
or the best conservative since Saint Ronnie’s diaper blew out
trickling-down amongst thou
Patriot Acted thee.

Hanford’s Downwinders have been offered redemption.
DOE’s gesture – reported on All Fools’ Day
because phreedom is actually misspelled
and it rhymes with burping hydrogen gas.

Since Hanford was Fukushima before it was cool
wars then must only be fought by the fodder-classes
for the fodder-classes can’t afford school.

Bank of America does wish you a very merry All Fools’ Day
Afghanistan, Iraq, Yemen and Erik Prince – offer us the same.