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Vetting by Al Roker

April 3, 2012

There are 854,000 people with top-secret security clearances in
the Homeland.

In a few hours, Sarah Palin will serve as a “special guest host” on the Today Show.

Out of 854,000 protectors of all things Homelandian, only one eyebrow, on one Homeland protector’s upper facial region…was raised at this terrorist-like development.

If my Indiana ‘mathin skills’ are still up to snuff, this left just about 853,999 top-secret clearance holding humans available…to catch Ryan Leaf.  Again.

If we are to learn anything from any of this, it should be that Al Roker’s vetting process sucks as much as John McCain’s vetting process.

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