The Magnum Dichotomy

Thomas Sullivan Magnum III once said: Normally, the chance to make Higgins sweat would have seemed like a lot of fun.
Today, it barely raised a smile.

When dealing with the couch-bound patriots of the Homeland (Couchicus homelandia), it’s important to take into account the Magnum dichotomy.  Was Magnum a man’s man, or was he…not?

If we look for answers from today’s Magnum, we will discover that our couch-bound patriots have over compensated for their Magnum confusion, by proving that over compensation works about as well as invading Iraq, Afghanistan, or Forks, Washington ad nauseum.

The Magnum dichotomy explains much about the couch-bound men of the Homeland.  The endless profit wars, torture and impending death of the planet…explains much about the women who support them.

In Homelandia speak – we’re nuts.  And only the questionable manhood of Magnum PI can save us.

This week it was healthscare and a few weeks back it was Lin-sanity, but it will never be – “lets just arrest the bankers, politicians and generals and be done with it” week.

See the outraged Homelandians over the murder of Shaima Alawadi for more.

On one hand, we have the progressives who used to hate everything the idiot Bush stammered for.  Now they stand behind the policies of death and profit of the former idiot, because those dead babies in Yemen can’t tell a Bush drone…from a liberal Obama one.

On the other hand, 97% of those who self-identify with any video about small business, tax codes and rabbits that Herman Cain puts out…already don’t believe in science.  Which I think clearly proves my original point.

That point being – we’re a delusional bunch…force feeding our children lies in the form of mercury laden food-stuffs, along with the occasional anthrax vaccination.

See the skyrocketing increase of autism in our children for more.
Or try ignoring Fukushima’s non-stop death march for far, far less.

It’s like Bank of America always said…you people are stupid.

If Ralph Nader had been president for the last 11 years,
trying to come to terms with why Higgins was never seen with Robin Masters…might just have been our biggest terrorist threat.