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Latest TSA scanning angle

Jimmy Carter knows something about Iran — as does Oliver North.  This is bad news for our troops, bad news for Iranian women and children, but great news for Lockheed Martin!

So…much to the dismay of Malia/Sasha Obama – the Teahadists and MoveOn.org – the President will soon uncloak yet another war for Boeing and Northrop Grumman’s drones.

In a semi-decent Homeland, Seymour Hersh would be calling this president a war criminal.  Seymour would then demand that Rep. John Conyers restart the impeachment proceedings against — President Bush?

I guess the best way to entice Seymour to write a scathing, war criminalesque rebuke of this president, would be for you to elect a Republican.

Speaking of ample bosom…

A couple of you in the Seattle Fusion Center might remember Secretary Chertoff.  He was the Bush czar who called for the TSA ample bosom scanning of…the conservative wives who inhabit Spokane, Washington.

Outraged?  You shouldn’t be.  The TSA scanners don’t actually work.  Besides, the extra dose of perfectly safe, Fukushima-like radiation, is less than you’d receive if you were to saaayyy…pick your nose while driving by the Hanford Nuclear Grape Growing Reservation.

It’s all actually kind of funny, because Chertoff had no idea that the Spokane “International” Airport only connects to places like Medford, Oregon and Rumsfeld’s ranch in Montana.

Obviously, Seymour Hersh will not be tying Bush’s Army Anthrax Attacks – to the attacks upon the Occupy movement – with the endless wars on our endless complacency.

We will see more war, but we will not notice the dead.
We will see more attacks upon us, but we will not notice Oliver North.
We will see more fear, but we will not see more Hersh.