A Hitchens in Our Giddy-Up

Christopher Hitchens has up and died.  Iraq has won the Homeland Lottery and Bradley Manning is us.

Hitchens wrote the book on being wrong – while in the ‘right camp’ – while pretending to dress left.

Iraq’s WMD’s when spoken in French – spelled out billions in no-bid contracts for Halliburton.

When you say Iraq in Spanish, it sounds like Saudi Arabia in English, but since 9/11 – Afghanistan when spoken in Turkic, spells endless profit for Boeing.

Sure it’s confusing for most of us…this is why Obama is going after Bradley Manning and not Liz Cheney.

Lockheed Martin and Northrop Grumman stimulate their economy by killing children in Yemen.  Which is “funny”, because Hitchens stimulated his economy by killing children in Iraq.

The Border Patrol when spoken in Farsi, is still doing less-than nothing to protect you from Wall Street.

When asked in Spanish what it is the Border Patrol is doing with your money…Janet Napolitano answered: none of your fucking business – in Pashto.  Which of course the NSA knew before you did…because Bradley Manning is us.

There’s a Hitchens in our giddy-up.  And when spoken in K Street lingo means…Obama is as liberal as the Newt.