Who’s on Wrong Watts on Right

Naomi Wolf?

Right.

I thought she was left?

Right.

Wait, what?

Yes.

So Naomi is all wrong?  About it?

Yes.  This is what we’ve been telling you since 2008.

That Homeland Security is not involved locally?

Exactly.

Well, that’s unbelievable.

Stop it.  That’s silly.

What?

The Homeland is concerned with bigger things.

Like Occupy All the Streets?

No.  They’re busy with Mexicans, anti-war bloggers and D.B. Cooper.

Why?  That’s like a Naomi Klein Twitter, trying to correct the progressive journalists.

That’s right.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Naomi.

Watts?

Sure, why not.