Thanks a Lot

NASA is working on sending a fancy machine to Mars in search of organic, carbon-containing compounds.  NASA is not sending a fancy machine to places like Highland Park, Michigan in search of lights, jobs, healthcare or intelligent-governmental life.

Highland Park might as well be Mars without the NASA.

Thanks a lot.

Affluent urban liberals hated what Bush did to the Homeland.  Today the affluent urban liberal loves what Obama is doing to the Homeland.  The difference in vacuums being — war crimes, the loss of civil liberties and illegal war on their watch, only occur to the Patriot Acted who live in places like Highland Park.

Mars is getting probed by NASA — Highland Park as you may
have guessed, “is not.”

Hey thanks.  Thanks a lot.

Obama’s endless wars look just like Bush’s endless wars.  VietAFPakiraqyeminstan and their children might as well live in Highland Park.  The affluent urban liberal I fear, is just as blind as the Homeland’s deaf, dumb and dirt poor Teabagged kids, who as fate would have it…are still able to play a mean pinball.

Eight years of the Bush and three years of the Obama.  Eight years of the Clinton and twelve years of the Reagan.  Sure yes and why not..it’s most definitely all Ralph Nader’s fault.

Maybe NASA will help us?  Yeah sure.  Thanks a lot.

Dissent is related to al Qaeda – Newt Gingrich is not.  The Walton Family is counting on you to not occupy – but please do shop.  Iraq deserved it so let us shop.  Iran deserves it too…so just go shop.

Be thankful today.  Be thankful for all that we’ve got.  Please remember to shop, because Somalia and Mexico had it coming – Highland Park doesn’t need lights and lots of cheese choices are nice.

Thanks for buying what’s on sale, Happy Thanksgiving and Christmas starts tomorrow.