Answers are Many Questions are Few

Q: How many Teahadists does it take to soil the nation?
A: About as many Democrats in Congress as required.

Q: If teenage sex-starved vampires are real, can they also be Mormon?
A: Twin Peaks was better.

A: The NSA, the FBI, the Seattle Fusion Center, 45 Border Patrol agents in Port Townsend and Petraeus.
Q: Who just watched me fart on my couch?

Extrapolate, congregate and if you ever bump into Jamie Dimon at a Taco Bell…punch him in his fucking mouth.

Answers are many.  Questions are Few.