The Truth Costs More Than Pools

The truth of the matter is that matter matters and the truth does not.  Matter has mass, while the truth is as massless as a gauge bososn.

Yes I had to look that up.

Size matters because the internets were not invented by Al Gore.  If your size has no mass, then it might matter, but either way…the Pope will still insist that birth control is for sissies.  Which makes more sense than you would think.

Moderate journalists sometimes ask: Are we going off the deep end?  This would be a wonderful question to ask everyday, if it were about Obama’s Bush wars, torture and the Wall Street Jihad…instead of complaining about the closure of new swimming pools and the weather.

Change 2.0

Complaining about Obama’s Amnesty for the Indefensible…not a bad idea, but the pools will still close in Spokane.

Pondering why we’re droning former CIA assets in Pakistan to death, instead of prosecuting George Tenet…could fill a million Spokane pools with gold–pressed latinum. 

Fill a million Spokane pools with gold-pressed latinum, and I’m pretty sure the Spokane Police Guild would no longer fear strong ombudsman filled with matter.

Lockheed Martin, Boeing, police guilds and Blackwater/Xe do not fear moderate journalists.   Matter filled ombudsmen, who know mythical truth-seeking attorneys in the DOJ…are almost as frightening as the Ferengi showing up to find their missing gold-pressed latinum.

Truthiness sure is expensive…depending on where you swim in it.