Ron Paul’s Lockbox

It’s funny because Al Gore had one too.  And look where that got us. 

My PBR drinking pals of the Democratic Party blame Ralph Nader for the Bush, but not for the Kerry.

John Kerry didn’t have a lockbox, but he did have John Edwards, which left many of us wanting Ralph Nader.

How does it feel to want?

It feels like Joe the Plumber commenting on Israel’s apartheid, from a position other than missionary.

Sure the Homeland doesn’t make sense, but that’s what pays Boeing’s bills.

And when Boeing’s bills are paid, that means jobs, illegal lobbying, endless war for profit and Teabaggers…who don’t know a conservative Democrat from Palin’s left nipple.

Naturally…all of this leads us to Ron Paul’s Lockbox.  Ron doesn’t dick around with double speak, half-truths or racist ideology, that’s what Rand Paul is for. 

Ron Paul want’s to end the wars, end the corporatocracy, kill off the Patriot Act, give Americans jobs, prosecute Wall Street, K Street and J Street…stop torturing the POW’s and do away with Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid…because his son is a Teabagger named Rand.

Sibel Edmonds may know something about something, but that something will never be told…as long as Ron Paul has a Teabagger son named Rand.

So if Sibel likes Ron and Ron hates war and Patriot Acts while having a son named Rand…obviously, President Obama should further militarize the CIA.

It’s what Rand would want.

No wait…I meant Kucinich.  No, no I think I meant Nader and
Jesse Ventura?

Oh fuck it.  What time is Grey’s Anatomy on?