Lead Tainted Patriots Drunk on Intelligence

Olympia Beer used to be brewed in Olympia, Washington.  The selling point for this particular brand of swill, was: ‘It’s the Water.’

Oh it’s the water alright.

Like Oly Beer, the drinking water in many sectors of the Homeland should probably not be ingested internally.  You can shit in it, you can wash your truck with it, then dump 100 years worth of mine tailings into it, build the Hanford Nuclear Death Zone next to it and in some places, you can light your tap water on fire…and we’ll still drink it!

Which brings us back full circle to Oly Beer.  To it’s credit, I think the brewing process of Oly Beer eliminated at least 73% of the heavy metals and pharmaceutical soaked water, that we still find ourselves drowning in today.

Someone should probably look into this problem, but the EPA’s days are about as limited as George W Bush’s stint in Vietnam.

I blame Idaho.  I blame them for 9/11, Bush, Obama, Clinton and for it’s tainted water, that meets GE’s tainted Japanese water, right around Astoria, Oregon.  Why?  Why the hell not.

If intelligence could grow on trees, we wouldn’t need WikiLeaks.

If our government wasn’t so frightened of us lead poisoned water drinkers, we wouldn’t have a Patriot Act.

Since China, Iran, Turkey and Israel already know what we don’t want to hear…and then some, why is Bradley Manning being tortured by Obama?

The answer, it’s the water…and a whole lot more.