The Panetta Gates of Petraeus Mueller’s Farm

"Miranda"

There’s a Japanese expression that says: ‘We eat from the same bowl.’

There’s an old Afghan Mujahideen expression that says: ‘Give the Russians an inch and the Americans will reign Starbucks down
upon us.’

There’s an unwritten joke that says: ‘When the DoD loses little Bob Gates to retirement, he will more than likely be replaced by the CIA’s Leon Panetta, who will in turn be replaced by the war criminal incredibly talented General Petraeus, who might as well be replaced by Carrot Top…who would then turn his Vegas act over to Robert Mueller.’

In the end, is where Paul Ryan will fuck us, because Obama’s wars are now Juan Cole’s wars too.

We do eat from the same bowl, except our bowls have holes in them and Snooki gets paid by the inch…because we give billionaires tax breaks, instead of fixing the holes…in our bowls.

I thought we weren’t gonna work, on Maggie’s farm no more?
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