Maybe a Dingo Sent the Anthrax?

Over at Wired, I read an epic and sweeping tale about Bruce Ivans’ love for women’s clothing, kiddie porn and his ability to weaponize anthrax.

Why?  Because Noah Shachtman channeled James A. Michener.
That’s why.

Except of course, Bruce couldn’t weaponize anthrax and Noah’s novella left me wanting.  How Noah, how!?, was Ralph Steed able to enslave Nyuk Tsin, while John Blackthorne just wanted to love the beautiful Lady Mariko?

I guess it’s all somehow related to Watergate and the Turlock family…the original Teabangers of the Homeland.

If I were forced to write a far shorter version of Noah’s novella, I’d say look harder at the neoconservatives in the Obama Administration. Whether or not you can ignore my less than a firm grasp of how exactly, the English language ‘is are’ used in the written form…is entirely up to you.

English is indeed spoken here, but several hundred million of us use the popular Palin version…which was taught to us in school districts that lacked funding and indoor plumbing.

The lack of indoor plumbing and school district funding, can be directly traced to the wars against drugs, foreigners and common sense.  Lockheed Martin, Boeing and AT&T get theirs…and we certainly got ours.

Teabangers fear Obama just might be the second coming of a far more liberal Bill Clinton.  Progressive Democrats fear that Obama’s love for war, torture, corporate welfare and the screwing around with Miranda…might be taken at face value.

If over 60 percent of polled Homelandians who were polled thought that our Libya action was a good thing, well then…I’d say that there’s a good chance that Texas can prove that the Bible is about 9,000 years shy of a full deck.

Thanks Texas!

Like the FBI agents who were wrong about those Saudi’s taking flight lessons for the CIA, we can probably learn a thing or two by just looking inward and or backwards.

It may be that we just can’t tell our Michener’s from our Shachtman’s, or our Clavell’s from our Rumsfeld’s.  Or maybe we just can’t tell our Army Anthrax Attacks for Iraq, from our almost virgin like Watergate.

Or quite possibly, maybe a dingo sent the anthrax.