Former Free Huff Bloggers Wanted

Inquire within and keep an eye open for random Homeland Security parking cones.  They’re random, but somewhat effective.

Here at the Lens, the beer and poor grammar flow like a Palin stream of consciousness.  Some say it’s closer to Todd pissing in a creek, but I heard that from a McCain vetter, who vetted…well, you know.

The pay is almost as good as it was over at the Huffpost and the attention you’ll garner for your posts can only be described as…less than.

Bring your ‘C’ game, or don’t bother applying.  Unless you’ve got pictures of the drunken cat fight between Alec Baldwin and Steven Weber?

Thanks and Uncle Anselmo says hey.