Length by Girth = Tacoma vs Wilde Spokane

Length by Girth = JPRA West

The Spokane length vs the Tacoma girth debate, is upon us… again.

Thank a Cowles, thank a Clark, then go to Aunties and buy a book.

Just like any other time it’s happened in the past 25 years or so…the oft debated who’s dick population is bigger conversation, between Tacoma and Spokane, has grown both in size and stupidity.

And that’s what Larry Craig allegedly said.

For more on the Spokane vs Tacoma length and girth debate…go read Doug Clark’s version, before the Spokesman reader realizes it’s the welfare poster child of the entire state.

As has been mentioned here on many occasions, Spokane will never lose this head count, because the city will just annex its way to a win every time.  My useless Bush-era dollar is on Airway Heights, but as if by magic…the Inlander does have more of what I’m selling.

Spokane may be long and strong, but it definitely does not have a wide stance.  Former Senator Larry Craig has one…and he’s using it to help the big strong mens of the Sportsmen for Fish and Wildlife.   As far as I can tell…wolves are the new gayer cougar.  Except, you know, cougars are only after young men.
No wait, oh fuck it.

There’s just not a good way to spin it Larry.

As for all things spinning in Latah Creek, there’s Debra Wilde.  She may have allegedly driven while blind, but as far as the FBI is concerned, they love it.  For the more attention Deb gets, the less we remember Mitchell, the CIA torture connections to SERE, Fassbender and Jessen.

It all kind of makes Deb’s poor choice seem almost not newsworthy.

Enjoy the annexation Airway Heights!  And Spokane, please ignore JPRA West…it’s just easier that way.