Try Changing the Homeland First

If the remaining sane peoples of the Homeland keep waiting for some sort of pretend, John Mayer-like change in the world…we’ll just elect another politician, go home, eat some bio engineered “food”, then invade some other nation filled with brown-skinned humans.

Don’t Retreat, Reload.

Being that President Obama is the better Bush…Arizona is armed while stupid and not one of Janet Napolitano’s terrorist finding x-ray machines, or her crotch grabbing for freedom…has yet to protect us from any real terror creators like Sarah Palin, Karl Rove or Jared Lee Loughner.

And they never will.

Don’t Retreat, Reload.

Well, that Detroit Muslim would not be sitting in Wasilla, desperately trying to scrub her Tweets and Facebook pages…

Our glorious FBI keeps busy with many things.  Between spying on anti-war protesters and kicking down their front doors, there’s barely any time left to spy on Sarah Palin, Karl Rove or John Yoo, let alone any paranoid Arizona Teabangers.

Don’t Retreat, Reload.

Cops are killing and cops are being killed.  Kids are going hungry and being sent to schools where learning to duck flying bullets, comes before learning that Columbus was just a jihadist. 

Shots are fired here, there and everywhere.  We’re at war with Norm Dicks’ Afghan Mujahideen, because Saudi Arabia hates us…but they sure loves them some of our tanks, jets and sex.

Don’t Retreat, Reload.

President Obama could have done the right thing.  Pelosi could have done the right thing.  Any number of Republicans or God forbid a DEMOCRAT…could have done the right thing.

They didn’t.

We won’t ever have peace, we won’t ever all just get along, until someone arrests George W Bush, Dick Cheney, Yoo, Rove and Rice.

Don’t Retreat, Reload.

It’s the wars stupid.  They dirty us all.

Sarah Don’t Retreat, Reload Palin.  The poster idiot for the Homeland and what we stand for.

Try changing the Homeland first, then maybe the world will follow.