Happy New War!

V for Teevee

It’s 2011.  Do you know where your habeas corpus went?

Are you able to pronounce habeas corpus?

Wars that never end allow liberals to watch more PBS.

Wars that never end allow conservatives to blame decades of failed conservative policies on Jimmy Carter.

Sometimes you feel like a nut.  Sometimes you don’t.

Mission Accomplished—Bring em On!—No New Taxes—I did not have sexual relations with that Woman—Bin Laden Determined to Strike…two tall buildings in NY…with jets…ssshhhh—I Don’t Do Quagmires—As President, I will close Guantanamo—Almond Joys got nuts Mounds don’t.

Janet Napolitano is in Afghanistan.  Janet is there to watch the magic happen, as Homeland Security goes about training the locals to secure their borders and combat drug and weapons smuggling…

Unfortunately for the peoples of Afghanistan…not only are Customs and Border Patrol agents not very good at their jobs, but evidently…we think of Afghanistan as part of the Homeland.

It almost goes without saying…having the Border Patrol in Afghanistan makes about as much sense as Billy Squier having listened to his agent, when he said, “just go with it Billy.”