Blatantly Obvious Tuesday

It’s blatantly obvious Tuesday.  Do you know where your thermos is?

Do you know your state’s human cost, or its financial burden in the wars against the rest of the world?

Do not blame the trillions spent for wars, or the trillions spent for Wall Street or the tax breaks for billionaires for your troubles.  Blame a liberal, blame a conservative, then just blame your dad.
It’s easier this way.

The wars are free—obviously it’s blatantly obvious Tuesday.

Let’s jump in, before someone refers to me as blatantly obvious.

Obviously…

• Kevin Poulsen of Wired fame, was waiting for a mature response to their brand of Journalism.  Fuck you and the Twitter you rode in on—Kevin.

• If the wars against al Qaeda were real, we would have invaded Saudi Arabia and been done by now.

• If the wars against drugs were real, the DEA would not be a global intelligence agency and we’d be burning the tobacco fields in North Carolina, instead of clearing Colombia of its indigenous.

• Michael Vick and his dog fighting empire, cause the exact type of reaction—every revolted human of the Homeland should be having about the BushBama wars, torture, ethnic cleansing, Wall Street…any Palin or Vietafpakiyemistan.

• Generals who for the last ten years or so, have been fighting the losing war on Islam—are getting great “jobs” in the Defense Industry that pay fantabulously—for their having failed miserably.  Should the MIC not be hiring E-6’s and below instead?

• Your glorious Department of Homeland Security is just another layer of lies, piled on top of your Bill of Rights.  The more layers of lies between you and your Bill of Rights, the more money there is to be made on our collective detachment from reality.  TSA comes to mind—think thermoses, your kids crotches being grabbed and the money made by the scanner industry—for the scanners don’t really work and your baggage handler has more access to your plane than your pilot.

• Remember your car and it’s penchant for consuming gas?  Look for the price per gallon to start conflicting even more so with your ability to buy food, beer, marijuana, clothes for your kids and cable teevee.  Screw college—that ship sailed during the USS Bush.

It’s all so blatantly obvious, no?  Enjoy the links, buy Chinese American and eat less sugar…you’ll feel less hosed.  Or not.