Polled People Fear Stuff When Polled About It

Coalition of the Polled

Well, McClatchy went and polled themselves some people again.  Do not be alarmed!  Polled people tend to keep to themselves and many are still ready to deploy their duct tape and plastic sheeting of freedom…in case of another Army Anthrax attack.

Lets check those percentages!

70 percent of the polled people polled…thought WikiLeaks was doing more harm than good.  81 percent of the polled Republicans polled, thought that WikiLeaks was an evil doer, while a whopping 58 percent of the “polled liberals” who were also polled, believe that Ralph Nader is somehow involved.

When the McClatchy pollsters further probed the polled, they found that 63 percent of the polled people no longer found Britney Spears to be “doable”.  Surprisingly, 48 percent of the original 81 percent of the polled people…were ashamed to admit to having been attracted to Mark-Paul Gosselarr at some point in their lives.

McClatchy also found that an additional 87 percent of the previously polled 70 percent of those polled people, were a little confused as to what if anything, Afghanistan, Iraq, Yemen, Pakistan or Australia, had to do with the Saudi Royal Air Force training a new batch of pilots in Idaho.

As per usual, do not try the McClatchy pollster math.  Percentages can be as deceiving as a Saudi pilot on 9/11.