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Palin Porn Keeps the Watergate Disproportionate

December 13, 2010

Idaho Journalism Degree

Journalism is one of the sacred pillars of the Homeland.  Journalists are needed to assist in the propping up of our fake strong Democracy.

Sarah Palin has a Journalism degree.  Now you know why Journalism and Matt Lauer are needed.  They’re props.

The Fourth Estate shall now be dubbed…Palin Porn.

One Million Dollars

A mound of 100 dollar bills the size of a loaf of bread, equals 1 million dollars…and can also be an excellent source of fiber.

As you can see in the illustration to the right, one million dollars is almost not worth fighting for.  So when your Federal Reserve hands out trillions of dollars in free gifts to Wall Street, but not to you…now you know why.  A million dollars is worthless.

The wars for Boeing and Halliburton are not costing you and yours millions of dollars.  Thank God!  The wars against Islam are costing your grandchild’s children, trillions of dollars.

Back in 2002, the Pentagon was unable to account for which drug warlord in Afghanistan had been paid 2.3 trillion dollars.  I’ll bet you a loaf of bread that number is much higher today.

I'll take two please

On your left, please take note of what one hundred million dollars looks like.  It ain’t Palin Porn, but it is pretty.

So far, thanks to Matt Lauer and his Palin Porn…we kinda sorta know that the BushBama wars for GE are running anywhere from 100 million dollars, to 5 trillion dollars.

Of course, depending on which Palin Porn news outlet you enjoy listening to, your war fighting dollar amount may vary.  Substantially…

Please keep in mind, that Julian Assange is the worst thing to have happened to the Homeland since about 1973, when Richard Nixon called my drunk Irish people…drunk Irish people.  The fact that Tricky Dick was talking to other American traitors named H.R. Haldeman and John D. Ehrlichman…will be lost on most of us.

Matt Lauer and his Palin Porn associates, are hoping you believe that Julian Assange is the worst thing to have happened to the Homeland, since the last time truthiness escaped. 

Reading between the lines is your job.

One Billion not going for School Lunches

Hey!  Lets take a gander at how much one billion dollars laying on more than one pallet might look!!

Okay, lets see if I’m getting the message.

Health care for Americans…bad.  Education and school lunches for Americans…bad.  Jobs in America bad, jobs in Mexico and Korea…good!  Light rail and green power…bad.  Julian Assange…bad.  Sarah Palin…misunderstood, Presidential genius.  Trillions upon trillions of dollars spent for the wars on Islam and marijuana…good.  Trillions upon trillions more for Wall Street and BNP Paribas in France…most excellent!

Ah ha!  I’m sensing a pattern!

One trillion? Might as well be a million.

The CIA and their real Nazi’s, drone wars and propaganda via Matt Lauer…good.  Julian Assange and his leaks of war criminal thrutiness…bad!  Very, very bad.

This is fun!  And patriotic!

The TSA groping you on your way to the Christian Holy Land known as Las Vegas…good.  Protesting the loss of your working class…bad.  Unions that brought you your 8 hour work day and a retirement…bad.  Walmart Greeter career…good!

Questioning your leaders and their wars…bad.  Buying a Dodge…smells like freedom baby!  I’ll take two.

Happy Monday!


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