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With all apologies to my Hip-Hop friends…wik wik, wiki wiki wik, the world as we know it may end, not due to endless wars, torture or the crimes of Bush, Obama and Hillary…but due to truthiness escaping from a wik wik WikiLeak.

World…meet Carla Axtman.  Carla, world, world Carla…now let us also meet Keith Thomson.  Keith meet Carla.  Carla, Keith…world…Keith…Carla…Keith.

Keith and Carla are two birds of a feather and when two birds get together, they usually tend to shit on something.

Carla fears that the man-child/FBI created terrorist from Corvallis, might be up to something because the FBI made it so.  Keith is a pretend journalist from the Huffington Post and other useless progressive outlets, who believes that the truthiness slowly spewing from WikiLeaks, will somehow lead to world peace.

CIA's Mohamud

I can assure you Keith, BushBama, the Pentagon, Boeing and the various abbreviations of the Homeland…are not about to let peace break out.  See Mohamed Mohamud in Portland for more…Keith.

Hillary says that the truthiness leaking from WikiLeaks is an attack on the world.  Bill O’ Reilly says the truth leakers should be executed.

But you know Bill O’…Bush was tricked into blowing up 100’s of thousands of humans in Iraq, Vietghanistan, Pakistan and Cuba…by a CIA sting operation, just like the sting in Oregon.

Mohamud meet Bush.

Thanks for your concern Carla…Keith, but since the BushBama Doctrine is still fully erect and pounding away at the virginal flower that once contained your rights…well, your concerns are as relevant as North Korea is a threat.

In happier news…

• Julian Assange has some information on Bank of America that might be released, as soon as Keith Thomson says it’s okay.
• When asked about Valerie Plame, Hillary and Bill O’ both deferred to whatever it was that the Koch brothers attorneys might want them to say.
• Reading books in Spokane is getting more difficult than paying for a decade of war.
• Dental care in Portland?  Not had by many and it’s more difficult to fund than an FBI sting operation.

Happy Tuesday and beware of eager humans offering to fund your Jihad.  They tricked Bush, they tricked Mohamed Mohamud…they can trick you too.