Blame the Apathetic Couch-Bound Dweller

And some of you folks think I make all this shit up…

Blame the apathetic couch-bound dweller for your foreclosure, your job loss-age and the trillions upon trillions of dollars of debt…due to the very real wars for Boeing and the enemies within…which are you and I.

The apathetic couch bound dweller, numbers in the 100’s of millions.  The racist idiots who inhabit the Teabanger Party and Congress, number in the 100’s.  Keeping you, the sensible yet unmoved human on the couch?  As easy as 125 teevee channels and your closest Fusion Center of Patriot Act paranoia.

It’s swell that the slow-witted are angry, but I think as a whole, the Homeland would be better served if we just sent every Constitution toting Teabanger, to Vietghanistan and let ’em work through their retarded issues over there.

Speaking of retarded issues, Gen. Hugh Shelton, the former couch-bound dweller in charge of the Joint Chiefs, says in his new book…that Rumsfeld was a lying sack of shit war criminal and Saddam had as much ability to attack the Homeland…as a Teabanger has of banging Christine O’ Donnell.  Thanks General!!

Speaking of Christine’s barren innards…Christy went and spoke out loud again.  This time she called her opponent a Marxist and likened gay humans in the military to adultery.  That’s kind of like me calling Obama the better Bush and General McChrystal an ass pirate.

Some day we’ll all look back on these times and laugh.  In the mean time, Wal-Mart will soon be burying Whole Foods at its own game…and I can’t wait to see Seattle’s Stranger reading, Hipster Douches…on the People of Walmart site!!

Now sit back on your couch and wait for my predictions to occur.  And hey!, while you’re there, why not enjoy Christine O’ Donnell’s after the debate-house party video!?