Freedom is a Gateway Drug
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Like marijuana, freedom is not free. Freedom is as expensive as your 3 trillion-dollar wars against Islam, but less expensive than your unknown trillion-dollar CIA/NSA wars against you.
Marijuana leads to expensive marijuana eradication teams. Legalize the pot, lose the SWAT. Now you know why marijuana will never be free.
Freedom leads to harder and more expensive vices, like Homeland Security. Homeland Security will tell you they’ve stopped, intercepted and or infiltrated many an evil doer plot, because no one has attacked Minot, North Dakota.
Why not Minot? No one knows! Get it?
No one has captured, killed or tortured Bin Laden the head pilot in charge of Air Al Qaeda, because he kept his CIA receipts. This proves the theory that once you’re in tight with the Bush family, you’re free to move about without fear of reprisal. See Karl Rove.
There you have it. Like your excrement being magically flushed away from your toilet of Democracy…to some Socialist powered poop factory located in Canada…freedom is indeed not free. It just feels that way.
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The Vigilant Lens 
Having lived in Minot for 12 years, and in North Dakota my whole life, I can tell you the answer to the question, Why Not Minot:
Freezin’s the reason!
That’s why nobody’s tried to blow up the air force base, or the oil wells in the area. It’s so cold most of the year, it keeps the terrorists out. Well, so far!
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I was a SAC Warrior back in the day. We used to joke/cry about Minot on a fairly frequent basis. That is until some of us were stationed at Fairchild.
Thanks Sparrow.
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