Bush Insertion Leads to Premature Gratification

It had to happen sometime.  Bush is finally getting what he deserved.

Sure it’s only Reggie Bush and the removal of his Heisman trophy from his mantle of glory.  However, getting any Bush foisted into the glaring spotlight of truthiness, will allow us to see the festering sores for what they were…  Sores that were festering.

The festering sores will keep returning, only to infect those who stumble along later…blindly poking around and inserting themselves into the Bush of freedom.

Take the Dove World Outreach Center for example.  They stumbled, poked at the Bush of freedom and thought they’d reached a collective, premature climax onto the ashes of the Quran…only to be rebuffed by the condom of General Petraeus.

Sure a condom covered Homeland might help the planet, but what the fuck do you think the Supreme Court and Ari Fleischer are for?

None of this news of Bush, bodes well for your Seattle Seahawks, or the Homeland at large.  But it did allow me to type out the words Bush, festering sores and premature gratification.  And for this…I will be forever grateful.

Carry on Florida.