Don’t Hold Your Breath

Do not hold your breath while waiting for Obama, the Marxist/Socialist/Muslim/Christian to stop killing children, before doing the right thing and putting himself and the entire Bush Administration in a shitty, private, corporate run prison.

But what is a hip, tattooed and liberal-minded drone to do?

Your Obama sticker of change, placed ever so appropriately on your war and BP supporting Prius of corporatocracy, is all that you need to do.  Besides Pat Boone and friends will do the heavy lifting for you.

In related don’t hold your breath news, a 63-year-old, fake anthrax sending, child molesting transient, has been sentenced to 20 years of free housing and food, for sending fake anthrax through your US Mail.  Bush, the Army and Karl Rove, have not yet been sentenced for doing pretty much the same thing.  And their anthrax was real.

In the war on terror, we find that some young Airman in Vegas, just killed a houseful of women and children in Pakistan…who were probably just looking for dry ground, due to the worst flood ever known to mankind.  Neither Obama or Noah, had any comment.

Hillary did offer up that shit happens, it’s war.

Closer to home, the wars on you are going well.  Just last week, 500,000 new unemployment claims were…claimed.  300,000 homes have gone into foreclosure per month, for the last 17 months.  That’s 300,000 homes per month, for the last 17 months, in case the flag was waving in your way when you read that.

Congress keeps voting to extend the wars on Islam, to the tune of your kids lunch money, roads, teachers, cops, fireman and scary socialist-like healthscare.  Got bad teeth, no job, home or hope?  Blame Iran.

Christians are concerned with stem cell research, because the Muslim children we’re killing everyday, don’t count.  Dirty Irish immigrant children didn’t used to count either.  The Lakota and Mexican kids still don’t count.  Are you a child that was molested by the Catholic Church?  Sorry, that does not count.  Are you white and poor, young, live under a leaky, blue tarp covered roof with no shot at ever going to college, let alone the 12th grade?  Tough shit.  Is Meth around more than oatmeal?  Well then, slacker, there’s always the Army!  If you’re a black child…don’t even ask.  But,  if you’re a human embryo, with no known ties to Islam, you are indeed worth the effort.

As you decide which war on the various groups of people you agree with, don’t eat too much affordable Wal-Mart deli meat while you’re thinking…

Damned if you do, damned if you don’t…if the Wal-Mart meat don’t get ya, some Wall Street Jihadist will!

Don’t hold your breath.  It’s all the same as it ever was.