Victory! *

The occupation of Iraq has been won.  The noble cause, Mrs. Sheehan, was because Fred Kagan of the Project for a New American Century needed a new Pearl Harbor.

Frederick Kagan now works for President Petraeus Obama in Afghanistan, because his expertise is needed in changing the narrative and burying anything that resembles truth.

Now you know why team Obama hates professional liberals.  Because team Obama is as liberal as Bush was in the loop.

If you’re just barely paying attention, you’ll also now know why “they’re” coming for your Social Security, again.  You can’t pay for illegal invasions and occupations that last decades, by raising taxes on the rich.  You can, but we will not.

If you’re paying attention to every tweet that Ashton Kutcher and Sarah Palin pull out of their brain stems, then you’ll probably not know that torture is a bad thing.  You will also be surprised that running around in a banana suit, with a shotgun and an exposed penis…is also, not a good thing.

Now you know why war criminals and corporate whores run everything.  Look no further than Port Angeles, Washington and shotgun waving penis pullers, dressed up in banana suits.  Multiply him by several hundred million apathetic Dino Rossi/Norm Dicks voters and voila!  The Homeland in a nutshell.  Or a banana suit.

Victory!! *