An Oily Sheen

Whoa sorry about that, I guess it’s just a Charlie Sheen.

It’s dive into an oily sheen wensday and when I say dive into an oily sheen wensday, I really mean Wednesday.

BP says there are no oil plumes in the Gulf of Illegal Mexico.  BP then blames the actual presence of the oil plumes on what “your” definition of plumes are.  Charlie and I blame Denise Richards.

Meanwhile, a real live AP reporter dove into an oily sheen in the Gulf and said it looks more like a plume.  BP blames Charlie Sheen, I blame the Democrats and Charlie blames Denise.

In Arkansas, an oily plume in the form of Blanche Lincoln has been spotted.  The White House blames progressives and unions, MoveOn.Org blames Ralph Nader, Charlie blames Denise and I blame the Amish and their fossil fuel free resistance.

Happy wensday…

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