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The Beverly Arab-Afghan Hillbillies

June 8, 2010

Come and listen to my story about a man named Usāmah, a rich mountaineer barely kept his CIA handlers hid and then one day he was shootin at some Soviets and up from your Congress came a bubbling crude…money that is, Pentagon gold, CIA tea…The Beverly Arab-Afghan Hillbillies!

The Homeland is made up of many things.  Sadly, a vast untapped cult of consistent coherency, is not one of those things.

Our former allies the Arab-Afghans or the Afghan Mujahideen, sometimes referred to as the Taliban and or al Qaeda, depending on which liar in the Pentagon you listen to…soundly defeated the glorious Soviet Union back in the 1980’s.

They defeated the glorious Soviet Union with help from your tax dollar, Representative Norm Dicks, the CIA and Jesus.

Today, after almost a decade of our having fought some of the very same CIA funded Mujahideen and their children…the Afghan Hillbillies have once again just about finished off another glorious homeland and its mighty CIA, Norm Dicks, NATO and your Pentagon.  They also still enjoy using your tax dollar.

Tashakor and or Fi aman Allah!

For future reference, powerful homelands of the future should probably just stop fucking with the Afghan Hillbillies.

Demanding the same of Israel as we do of Iran might help as well…but, there’s that whole not being consistently coherent thing that we’ve bred out of ourselves, via high fructose corn syrup and such.

Remember my fellow citizens of the Homeland, it’s not just the size of the British Petroleum attack on your natural resources that matters, it’s how you use the chemical bath of terror that counts.

Now smoke em if you got em and go protect the southern border from the rock throwing Palestinian Mexican children!

  1. The Destructionist permalink
    June 8, 2010 16:55

    As the oil spill in the Gulf grows larger and more deadly, decimating all that it touches, BP continues to turn down assistance from Americans who just want to help clean up the mess. (…I hear they even turned down Director James Cameron and actor Kevin Costner…)

    First let’s get one thing perfectly straight: If you want to go and help clean up the oil spill, don’t let some corporate Big-Whigs “handle” you into believing that you’d be more of a liability, than an asset. I applaud you for recognizing that we all depend on our oceans for our very survival. It is this water that sustains every living thing on our planet, and it is also this water that we must protect in order to save ourselves from extinction.

    BP has downplayed the problem in the Gulf from the beginning as a means of corporate damage control. I don’t think they’ve yet recognized the severity of the problem. As I’ve written in past blog posts; the pipe needs to be capped and the relief well needs to be drilled. It’s not an exact science by any means, and if BP doesn’t get it right the first time, they’ll have to do it over, and over, and over again, until they do. How many months (or years) will that take? How much damage will have been done to our environment by then? We’ve already seen what 51 days of oil can do to the Gulf of Mexico… What would happen if the oil was left, unabated, for several months, or years? It’s a frightening example of corporate greed gone awry and it’s criminal, pure and simple.

    Corporations should never be allowed the opportunity to risk the lives of everyone on the planet just to make a profit for a few shareholders. (What good is money, after all, if you don’t have air to breathe, water to drink, or food to eat without fear of contamination?)

    BREAKING NEWS: I’ve just heard that those enormous plumes floating just under the surface of the water have been certified by the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (N.O.A.A.) as crude oil.

    (Are we just casual witnesses to our own demise? I wonder…)


    • lens1 permalink*
      June 8, 2010 17:01

      as to your last question…? Yes.

      Thanks for stopping by Destructionist



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