Question of the Day leads to Penetration and Crime

The question of the day went to Helen.  The answer of the day was in the form of a Bushism by Obama.  “It’s 9/11, Helen.  For fucks sakes lady, get with the program!”

For the penetration portion of the day, we must look to General Petraeus.  David knows all about ass kissing and penetration.  So who ya gonna call when you need some world-wide penetration and death?  Bush’s Tenet?  Hell no, you call Obama’s Petraeus!

The Homeland is always looking to secretly penetrate and destroy some poor, backwards nation that is lacking in Starbucks, Walmarts and massive U.S. embassies.  Iraq and Afghanistan are in phase 1 of our 25 year/13 phase plan.

Iran, North Korea and Haiti?  You’re next up in our new and improved theory of falling dominoes.  You must not fall to the commie pinko Marxists and their shorter work week.  You dominoes must not submit to the socialistic nightmare that is decent affordable health care and free education.  We will not allow it.

Crimes are easy to pin on marijuana smokers, shoplifters and illegal immigrants of the Spanish-speaking persuasion.  Crimes are not so easy to pin on multinational terrorist organizations like BP, Blackwater or Triple Canopy.

Why is smoking pot worse than invading Iraq for Halliburton or torturing POW’s to death for the CIA?  Why are the Halliburton wars more important than education or jobs?  Why’d you leave the keys up on the table?

Answer correctly without saying 9/11 and you just might find yourself at Bagram, hanging from the ceiling in a cell…hoping for some change.

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