Natural Selection and Your Retarded Genes

May 26, 2010

It's OK baby boy...They're Americans!

Some smart folks say that random genetic drift is just as important to evolution as natural selection is to nuclear power.

I say no shit.

Obviously, our random genetic drift has placed us humans, stoned ass drunk and behind the wheel of life, as we yet again cross the yellow lines of evolution and hurl ourselves into the oncoming mini van that is our future. Of course our future the mini van is loaded with four beautiful kids and their adoring parents, who chose not to wear their restrictive seat belts, because they don’t want big government interfering in their lives…and seat belts tend to remind them of socialism run amok.

C’est la vie.

Something is in the air and I think it’s toxic. “My girls” at Pi Beta Phi in Ohio, are living and breathing examples of the toxicity available to us in the air of the Homeland and proof positive of our random genetic drift! Making your poorly equipped parents proud, went the same way our common sense did about 40 years ago. Naturally, it got selected.

Random genetic drift tells us why natural selection is killing us off. It explains why wars are fought, outrage is absent and presidents lie.

Follow the money, follow the power and follow the powerless. When you’re finished, stop following shit around and stop listening to your retarded genes.