Mission Accomplished Part II, Subsection Obama

We're Still Winning!

Its Monday, do you know who your foreign policy works for?
Of course not.

In other news of our glorious wars against those who couldn’t possibly win…we’re losing.  So now it’s your turn Pakistan!

What could possibly go wrong?

The White House says that the Pakistan Taliban is responsible for the failed Times Square bombing and the last 15 years worth of Seattle Mariners seasons.  Oh and look!  We still refuse to lose!!

In a statement just released this morning, Pakistan and Mullah Omar gently reminded the Homeland of America, that the Taliban is not al Qaeda, and frankly…”we’re pretty fucking fed up with your invasion and occupation of our countries.”

Truthiness and politicians knowing their history from their corporate/CIA sponsorship, do not exist in this dimension.  All that is left for us Homelandian’s to do is get on board, or shut the hell up like Malia Ann and Sasha Obama and believe the lies that daddy tells you…