Marijuana Leads to Army Anthrax Attacks

April 24, 2010

Mr Teo Chee Hean (on right) is 5' 3"

(re-posted from some other time, because I’m busy hiding Julian Assange from the Homeland)

Marijuana led to the Anthrax attacks? Why? How?

Because little Bobby Gates said ‘make it so.’

As I’ve said here many times before, Secretary of Defense Robert M. Gates is a tiny little man, with tiny little fingers and tiny little self-esteem issues. He also hates his mother and everything she did
to him.

Unfortunately for the rest of us, tiny Bob runs the show. His co-conspirators at the CIA not only carry Robert’s booster seat, they also carry out Bob’s weird plan of mother hating world domination. They also like to fuck with the FBI.
Who doesn’t?

Skeptical? Of course you are. But so was Glenn Beck when he was first approached.

For the skeptics, I offer up a couple of items for you to chew on. Since I have a wicked reaction to plastic and anything Tommy Lee has impaled, Pamela Anderson will not be stopping by. So we’ll have to chew on something else.

The wars on marijuana have been valiantly fought by generations of law enforcers, the DEA and Kirk Cameron. The battle has been won, the war is almost over.

In the market for some Miley Cyrus sheets, CD’s, movies or tampons? Of course you are! But look just to your left on your next Cyrus junket, because thanks to Robert Gates, you’ll soon be able to buy some crappy weed at Wal-Mart…Seeds, stems and all!

Naturally, the marijuana wars have been used as cover for many other Robert Gates run operations of mayhem and death. It also proves to me at least, that marijuana was a gateway drug all along. Nancy Reagan was right!

Hold on to your cute, Chinese made Miley Cyrus jewelry…a list of Robert Gates approved Homeland operations is next. If your shitty, lead-based Cyrus jewelery of free trade doesn’t make you sick, this list won’t either.