Herds of Worms and Republicans

Traveling in slimy herds, touching each other and making group decisions as to how to fuck over their followers next…turns out, Republicans are indeed just like earthworms.

Which of course, brings us to the great Southern Republican Leadership Conference being held in New Orleans.  Or as the locals call it, Hurricane Katrina pas de deaux.  A duet of Republican death.

Among the gathered herd of slimy, easily confused annelids, we find the usual mud dwellers.  The say anything for cash Palin, a Newt, a Jindal and a criminal Cheney.

Scientists and their followers, when not making shit up about the age of fossils and global warming…say, “I have observed contact between two earthworms. (Republicans) Sometimes they just cross their bodies and sometimes they maximise contact. Out of soil, earthworms can form balls.”

Now we can better understand the Republican and it’s Senator Vitter, with his Republican prostitute/diaper fetish. Now I get their C Street Brothel for Jesus and their business meetings at sexy bondage clubs.  And of course, Palin.  I get it.  Y’all wanna bang her.  While wearing diapers and praying that colored folks all disappear.

I get it.

Even the scientists have had to modify their views on Republicans.  “Our results modify the current view that earthworms (Republicans) are animals lacking in social behaviour.”

The worm has turned, formed balls and is capable of blind group think.

Thanks scientist humans.  Please stick to studying things I don’t already know.  Such as, could Santa Claus smack the shit out of Jesus?