Marketing Works!

Tell me I need to watch Jesse James and his tattoos make millions, yet do absolutely nothing worthwhile except breed, bang a movie star, a porn star and a bizarre tattooed chick with a Jesse fetish?

Hell yes I’m watching!

From Zero to Hero

Tell me that Iraq War 1 was because of the nonexistent, Kuwaiti incubator babies, dumped in the streets by the predecessors of today’s Iraqi evil doers?  Hook line and Iraq War II baby!!

Healthscare!!  You’re either against it or for it.  Why, no one really seems to know.  But I’ll take it!!  Or I won’t!!

Tell me that some entity up in the sky wants me to kill for him and a political party?  Bring it on!!  Fuck em all!!  I’ll kill every last one of those dirty liberal/Democrats and their unapproved religion practicing, terrorist pieces of Marxist Communisty trash of Muslimness…that they pal around with!!  Especially the ones with some skin pigmentation!!

Then I’ll cut off their…what?  Who? Oh…oh, yeah okay. Sorry, um yeah. I didn’t realize you were talking about Santa. Yeah no.  Sorry man.  I will absolutely not harm anyone for Santa Claus.  God almighty or the Pope?  Sure.  Santa?  No way dude.

Marketing works.  So does enhanced interrogation.