Rebranding Works!
February 20, 2010
The Iraq War has been rebranded to reflect our kinder, gentler way of occupying you. ‘Operation New Dawn’ is the refreshing new way to keep Americans free from affordable health care.
Rebranding works and it works wonders!
The Afpakistan wars will soon be rebranded and refered to as ‘Operation Blissful Freedom.’
The War on Drugs? ‘Operation Sammy Van Hagar,’ because someone at Homeland hates David Lee Roth.
‘Operation Sarah’s Todd?’ This would be the moniker given for the wars on common sense, the middle class and men who smell like girls.
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The Vigilant Lens 
LULZ@ operation hagar……..”he never did belong in van halen boys, lets get em!!!”
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Explains mucho stuff about Homeland.
They’re like Michael Anthony is to Eddie Van Halen is to Hetfield was to Jason Newsted? Or something.
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