Retarded Snowgasm

The Glenn Beck chalkboard of retardation tells us many things.  Mainly, it warns us that the inhalation of chalk dust may lead to procreation with a Palin.

Snow in the winter means different things to different humans.  It’s the different humans that should worry you.

I can assure you that up is still up, and that killing humans of the Taliban race, is good for our race.  Our race is a superior race.  Our race is not in any way similar to the Taliban/al Qaeda race of womanizing, raping, murdering, child abusing, drug infested, war mongering society of Neanderthals, that believe in angry, vengeance filled Gods.

Besides, we all know Neanderthals walked with the dinosaurs
about 356 years ago.

As reported earlier in this post, chalk dust is a gateway drug to Palin sex.   This of course explains your United States Congress.  The Democrats are just like the Republicans.  They’re all useless old white people, hoping to score some Palin sex, while sucking up your air and enjoying fantastic Socialist health care.

I have no explanation for Representative Kucinich.  Maybe he’s French?

Hopefully this has cleared everything up for you.

Now enjoy the rainy Winter Olympics on GE’s NBC, with tiny Bob Costas and his endless observations on snow, the lack of snow, personal sacrifice, and one of the times Jordan rubbed Bob’s
ass for “good luck.”