You Sir, Are a Terrorist

This is why American Idol, Lost and the Biggest Loser are so popular.  It’s really difficult for the average human in America who if they’re lucky, get to work long days, for Walmart wages and no health care…to grasp what exactly is happening to their Homeland.  Don’t even think about having a decent union to belong to either.

Yup, the names change, but nothing ever really changes.

Some of us were unhappy with the Bush era policy of targeting American citizens for death, just because an idiot like George W. Bush, decides you are a terrorist.  President Obama is continuing the Bush policy of executing Americans via the CIA.

How much you wanna bet that President Palin would follow suit?  I’m sure the CIA can read the names right from her palm, if need be…

We kill humans for trying to bring America the drugs she needs.  We also kill humans because we say they’re Al Qaeda, masquerading as Taliban in AfPakistan.

Among the multitudes of horrible things we’ve done and continue to do, we also shoot Christian missionaries and their babies out of the sky, because we’ve “kind of” mistaken them for humans bringing
us our drugs.

Let’s have a look.

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Correct me if I’m wrong here, but is Spanglish the best our CIA agents can do?  Even our average, underwhelmed Border Patrol agents speak Spanish for fucks sakes.

Yes mistakes happen, just like the hanging chads in Florida or the drone bombings of the mud hut dwellers in…whatever mud hut dwelling nation we feel like bombing.

Be proud my fellow Homelandians!  Pledge your allegiance and ignore whatever it is you think the Constitution says.  We are at war with the world, and a few of you angry Americans as well.  Deal with it.