Look Further Forward Please

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Every other day or so, we get news.  Some of the news is retarded news.  According to the retarded quitter in Alaska, retarded news is nothing to make light of, and Rahm Emanuel should resign.  Praise be.

Sadly, Rahm Emanuel did not call the supposed liberal branch of the Republican Democratic Party, stupid cunts.  Because if he had…like OMG!  That would have made my week.  All of the pretend outrage that accompanies the use of the evil C word, would have left me warm and moist with blog fodder for the Lens.  Oh the lost opportunities…

But still, I thank John McCain everyday for the gift that is Sarah…she just keeps on giving.

As the retarded news, accidentally on purpose eclipsed other news, sort of like the inaction of the forward-looking Obama Administration…allow me to pay said other news forward.

Word has it that Congress is now gridlocked by retarded ideas and outside interference.

Let us start with the forward-looking, Republican Senator from Alabama, Richard Shelby.  Richard is not allowing up to 70 presidential appointments, because Richard works for Northrup Grumman.

As we all know, looking forward is a gateway drug.  Once you do it, the rule of law means absolutely nothing, and you are unable to do the right thing ever again.   An overwhelming desire to engage in bipartisanship while operating heavy equipment, may also occur with the use of the looking forward drug.

Looking forward, leads to the expansion of the never-ending fake wars.  Gazing ahead, not back, allows war crimes to go unpunished, because torture works and we like doing it.

Looking forward enables the CIA torturer’s, to engage in a whose dick is bigger game with the Taliban.  The Taliban kills agents, the CIA blows up a village.  The Taliban kills U.S. troops in the third war zone in Pakistan, the CIA taps your phone and starts a fourth war.

Lets recap.  Looking forward allows for torture, unpunished war crimes, retarded Alaskans, the K Street Congress, Tea Party Congressman looking for literacy tests and the CIA playing macho dick games with your loved ones in the Armed Forces.

Call me a Marxist, who loves him some Communist marijuana, brought here via illegal Socialist Mexicans…but I’m starting to think that looking forward, is just code for Bush started this, we’re just running with it.

Look further forward, fellow Homelandian’s.  There’s nothing to
see here.