Punxsutawney Hamid
Bright and early this morning, Punxsutawney Hamid stuck his head out of his compound in Kabul and saw his shadow.
This translates into 16 more years of American occupation, corporate opportunity and dead kids.
Hey mud hut dwellers! No one said Democracy was easy. So get used to us, we aren’t going anywhere.
Eric Prince of Blackwater, Xe, Paravant, XPG, Greystone, Raven, Constellation, US Training Center, GSD Manufacturing, and Presidential Airlines…could not be tracked down for comment, as he was really, really busy trying to come up with 47 more names to hide Blackwater’s involvement in pretty much everything.
David Lesar, Howard Schultz and several Walton family members, are “rumored” to be intrigued with the Afghan opportunity.
It would be downright unfriendly of us not to be…intrigued.
Give me a squiggly!!
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The Vigilant Lens 
Best Rant of the Year So Far. And ain’t it da troot–
Bright and early this morning, Punxsutawney Hamid stuck his head out of his compound in Kabul and saw his shadow.
This translates into 16 more years of American occupation, corporate opportunity and dead kids.
Hey mud hut dwellers! No one said Democracy was easy. So get used to us, we aren’t going anywhere.
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Thank Allah there wasn’t a mirror nearby as well.
Vampires as heads of states, tend to suck the life out of them.
Hey….????
Thanks Tenzing.
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