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Same Stupid Different Day

January 29, 2010

As you may have read here often, stupid is spreading across America.  It’s painful, contagious, yet somehow fun to watch…like a Sarah Palin rebuttal, showing her disdain for America and its language.

The stupid goes much deeper than Sarah.

For example, there are still some Americans who think that Colbert is a real fire-breathing conservative…fighting the good fight and taking it to the Democrats.  I kid you not.  Only 41 percent of the idiots polled in this poll, “new” Colbert was a funny guy, making a living by mocking stupid people.

The current state of America’s stupid, explains many things.  Another glaring example, our secret counterterror war.  In Palin English, that means America is a terrorist state, inflicting death, terror and fear into the hearts and minds of brown-skinned humans.  Yes, Colbert is real

The pandemic of stupid in America explains a parent getting “Diary of a Young Girl” by Anne Frank, removed from the school library shelves in Culpeper, Virginia.  Why?  Because of this scary passage where Anne ponders her vagina, intercourse and babies.  “There are little folds of skin all over the place, you can hardly find it. The little hole underneath is so terribly small that I simply can’t imagine how a man can get in there, let alone how a whole baby can get out!”

BOO!!  Yes Virginia, your vagina is where babies used to come from, and where a man came in.

So not only was Anne Frank hiding from the Nazis and Prescott Bush, but she knew more about her body than generations worth of Americans?  Speaks volumes about us.

Colbert is real

Many of us still, still, think Iraq flew some jets into those buildings on 9/11.  Evidently so does Tony Blair.  (If you’ve never heard of Tony Blair, perhaps you and Sarah Palin would enjoy a permanent move to Culpeper, Virginia.) At the Chilcot Inquiry, Tony mentioned the WMD’s that he knew did not exist, Saddam, 9/11 and warned us that we’d better take out Iran and its WMD’s as well.


Topping off today’s feast of stupidity, and this is a fantastic example…Osama bin Laden, the dead leader of Al Qaeda, is taking America to task for being, wait for it…stupid.

Osama says we are ignoring the reality of Climate Change, (points for not using the Global Warming pox) we’ve ruined the global economy, reminded us that we did not sign the Kyoto Protocol and dropped a fucking Noam Chomsky quote on us…and called us the Mafia.

A Bin Laden Chomsky quote?


Colbert…is…real, America.  You leave me no choice, but to question the condition that our condition is in.  Man.

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  1. Robert Feeley permalink
    January 30, 2010 10:53

    Osama bin Laden Blasts U.S. on Climate Change, Bad Pizza:


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