Buyout Before You Pullout

Sage advice from Republican ‘johns’ everywhere?  Pay before you play?  Christian Jihadist Incantation?  Vatican approved birth control?

No!  It’s kind of what the Taliban are telling their American counterparts.  They will not accept our billion dollar offer to lay down their arms and go back to opium farming for the CIA.  It’s just not going to happen until they see the foreigners pullout.

As nasty as that sounds, I think I have a solution.  The Taliban could just hang out in Kabul and watch the Blackwater-CIA and the AmorGroup mercenary boys go at each other.

There’s bound to be some pullout action going on with those patriots.

There are reasons to pullout; there are reasons to buyout and there are reasons that Representative Norm Dicks has kept his Mujahideen mouth shut.

Karl Eikenberry warned of the corruption and against another surge of stupidity.  National Intelligence Estimates were not done, nor were they wanted in Iraq or Afghanistan.  This is because NIE’s tend to say embarrassing things like, there are no WMD’s and or that al Qaeda is in Phoenix, not Afghanistan.

Ten years of sending U.S. troops to die for lies; ten years worth of no-bid contracts to kill brown-skinned kids, and their wrong religion practicing parents…just so we can “pullout”  and buyout some of the same people Norm Dicks paid off decades ago.

Sure seems like a long, stupid way to go, just to do more nation, military base and American Embassy building.