Rare Air
Every day can be a wake up call kind O’ day! If you’re still reeling from the massacre in Mattapoisett, MA., then go back back to sleep sleep.
For the rest of us, there is Festivus and the all white, all American born basketball league known as…The All-American Basketball Alliance!!
Hey, at least they didn’t call it the Storm Front Rebounders. Or…The Knights of the White Round Ballers? The Awesome Layups Only League? Honky Ballers?
Yes, the shallow end of the gene pool in Atlanta, Georgia, has evidently grown weary of driving 12″ lifted trucks, snot swapping and giggling at girls’ funny parts…so the boys went and started themselves an all white, all American born basketball league. Try here for more.
To their credit, the Mayor and a few others are publicly ridiculing these self-loathing children, who dream of one day playing basketball on the adult rims.
Don “Moose” Lewis, is the commissioner of the AABA…and that’s all we need to know about Don.
This much we do know, Rove and Limbaugh have season tickets, and they are also your starting power forward and center for the white is right, AABA. High fives all around!!
Remember my fellow Homelandians, for some the air is rare down there. For others who are much taller, we breathe quite
nicely thank you.
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The Vigilant Lens 
i hesitate to say this somehow, but that guy sitting on the bicycle–sitting rather strangely–seems to bear a slight resemblance to a guy i know around this vlog as lens, who also happens to play some b-ball.
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He’s weird Al Yankovic…quite aprapos…no?
I’m certain I’m taller, a better b-baller, less weird and much poorer than Weird Al.
Oh, and my bicycle sucks compared to Al’s… : )
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Mucho thanks for my new desktop wallpaper.
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It’s the rims!!
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….and the Chuck Taylors, plus the added bonus of making my co-workers a little uneasy.
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Ahh those “dam” co-workers…
And the hilarious Yankovic wannabe irony!
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