Economy to Rebound on Backs of Patriots
November 24, 2009
Good news everybody! President Obama has dealt the Bush Depression a decent glancing blow. In one stroke of his mighty Presidential pen, 34,000 jobs have been created at a nominal cost of 500k to a million bucks per body, depending on which liar you ask.
Word has it from the Obama Pentagon that these 34,000 troops, will be made up from an exclusive group of American patriots.
A surge of the willing if you will.
This surge of the willing will include,
- Republicans
- Teabaggers
- Patriots who drive vehicles with yellow ribbons of magnetized troop support affixed to them
- Glenn Beck
- The CEO’s of Boeing and GE
- Fox News watchers
- Anyone who owns a copy of Going Rogue
- Representative Michele Bachmann’s entire district
- Representative Norm Dicks and his sons, since he is to blame
for Afghanistan
President Obama!! Fixing the economy and winning our wars against…well whoever the fuck our enemies are supposed to be…and staffing this latest surge with real patriots!
Genius.
Good luck with this surge of idiots General McChrystal. You asked for bodies…you got em!
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The Vigilant Lens 
Don’t forget that we need more in-bed-with “journalists” than just Glenn Beck-‘n’-Cry. Please suit up Rush Limbo, Bill Oh-Really and Michelle Malodorous. Thanks.
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I didn’t want to overload on the easier targets, soooo many stooges, so little 4th “estate-ness” going on.
Maybe if Glenn goes over in the first mini surge, those other three and their main stream news pushers might suddenly re-find their journalistic integrity…and actually be the 4th estate?
Not likely I know…
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Get more of the facts about Beck at The Glenn Beck Review, http://sharethisurlaboutglenbek.wordpress.com It covers his deceit and his hypocrisy and shows how unqualified he is to address any complicated issue.
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Good luck over there…
You’re going to have a tough time discussing much of anything with the Beckunist’s.
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