Masturbatory Train Wrecks from Heaven

Carrie Prejean, the puritanical masturbatory train wreck from heaven, is my pick for Sarah Palin’s VP in their upcoming run at the black man in the White House.

Carrie and Sarah, two humans who epitomize the breadth of our fat American asses, firmly wedged into the rabbit hole of half-truths, lies and magical fantasies that make up the last few decades…of us.

We deserve these two masturbating liars who live for profit and fame in the name of the Holy Spirit.  President Palin and
Vice President Prejean.

Nothing could make their run for American glory any more fun to watch than say…they run as Democrats and promise to install Joe the Plumber as Secretary of Defense.